problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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