he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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