TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so let's talk penis.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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