dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
is it fun? or sober?
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