Little spoons don't ask big questions
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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