nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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