Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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