This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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