I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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