I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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