I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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