Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
