would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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