He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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