we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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