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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!

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  dude. im stealing that.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.

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• (516): View more from New York

  YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.

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