I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.