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(205): View more from Alabama

Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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(205): Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you http://tfl.nu/nk9c

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

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what does that even mean?

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you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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(610): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night. (215): what does that even mean? (610): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life. http://tfl.nu/owon

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(805): View more from California

IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(805): IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT! (818): A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie? (805): CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT http://tfl.nu/znee

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

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couldn't find a condom?

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basically

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(804): don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you (1-804): couldn't find a condom? (804): basically http://tfl.nu/rfmp

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice

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(920): its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice http://tfl.nu/sbu6

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(206): View more from Washington

I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.

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(206): I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day. http://tfl.nu/kwoe

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(217): View more from Illinois

We're knee deep in HJ's right now.

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(217): We're knee deep in HJ's right now. http://tfl.nu/uucd

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(904): View more from Florida

I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day

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(904): I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day http://tfl.nu/k829

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?

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(678): Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail? http://tfl.nu/41r0

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(678): View more from Georgia

Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.

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We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.

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(678): Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to. (404): We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit. http://tfl.nu/4kzw

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(623): View more from Arizona

I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby

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(623): I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby http://tfl.nu/cxps

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(936): View more from Texas

Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.

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(936): Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA. http://tfl.nu/7tz2

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?

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(248): Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand? http://tfl.nu/liba

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

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(201): I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see http://tfl.nu/49ut

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.

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(+44): Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake. http://tfl.nu/d4ep

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