It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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