Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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