So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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