you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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