We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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