i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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