When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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