am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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