I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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