why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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