She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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