I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
why is half of my head shaved?
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