i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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