one might say we're banned from that church
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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