i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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