Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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