so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
