hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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