I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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