I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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