I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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