: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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