Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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