I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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