He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
