I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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