i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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