Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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