i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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