How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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