All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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