how can u be prego again
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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