I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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