i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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