How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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