just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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