Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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