I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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