Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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