I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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