well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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