That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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